BABA SUWE, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOUR EXPENSIVE SHIT OH!

About a week ago, Ace Yoruba actor and comedian, Alhaji Olasunkanmi Omidina, popular known as "Baba Suwe" was arrested at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos, by men of the NDLEA on the suspicion that he was carrying Cocaine in his stomach. His arrest came as a great shock to his numerous fans. The greatest shock however was not in his arrest but for what he was arrested.

Now this man has been in detention for the past week and the officials of NDLEA have been feeding him with all sorts just so he can "shit out" the Cocaine suspected to be lodged in his system. We hear that he was tested twice, and each test showed that he had the "expensive" stuff inside of him. But come on! This is like a week after and still no expensive shit! What kind of purgative are they feeding him with? It is either Baba Suwe is outrightly innocent or the NDLEA scanners are terribly faulty.

But wait oh, what if it turns out eventually that this man is innocent, and has been all along? Will he just go home with an apology no matter how unreserved it may be or will he do what the right-thinking man would do...sue their asses?! Only time will tell. But if I were him, this could be the right time to teach these inept narc officials some lessons. Imagine the embarrassment! Imagine the loss! I understand this guy was on his way to France to act as MC at a naming ceremony; do you know how much he would have made? Do you know the   level of disappointment and hardship his failure to make it to France has caused his immediate employers? But if on the other hand, Baba Suwe is found guilty by virtue of the contents of his expensive shit, then "im own don finish be dat"!

I understand that a few years ago, something similar to this happened to another comedian..."Papa Aluwe". He also was accused of carrying cocaine only for them to realise that it was "Elubo". Well, that was before the installation of the "Coke scanners".

Our fingers are crossed, our eyes are wide open. This much-awaited shit is too expensive to be ignored; and the issues expected to arise from it too interesting to be waived by the hand. The whole nation is eagerly awaiting the outcome of this drama as the watchman wait for dawn.